Good day to everyone except that one person, and we all know who you are, we hope today will be filled with fun activities, or at least a good ole nap!
What did I do yesterday, very little as everything outside is still wet. I did get Alex Home from school safely, and that transportation being completed, I did sit outside for a few minutes before going to Bible study. I do have a photo of some clouds which I like.
I still wonder why clouds come in all types of shapes and sizes, why don’t they just stick together like a fog?
Topic swap: would you believe, the president has come up with another way to save water. Now his way of saving water does not apply to him, or any of his rich political friends, and it does not apply to people who live in big cities like New York. Yep, it only applies to those people who live in communities where they have yards.
The truth is, this plan would save water, but I don’t think most people will be willing to go along with it. Before any of you who have yards ask, one part of the new plan to save water would not be to stop watering your yards. It seems as if the grass in the yards is a good thing.
I know some of the younger people, and those of you who have been wealthy all your life, will not even understand how this proposed system will work, but I will attempt to explain. Basically, your president and his green horn team has decided, “To ban all indoor toilets” for people who live in communities where they have yards.
Are you starting to get the idea, that means these people, “us”, will have out houses. The president and his green horn team are allowing us to have one of those porta potties, that a company would bring out to your house for a fee, and they would come back monthly to remove the Poopa-Loopa.
The second option is an outhouse that you build yourself. Outhouses are kind of portable in that you dig a hole then you slide the outhouse over the hole. Then the family can relieve themselves, depositing the Poopa-Loopa into the hole. After a month or two the hole will be full and you then dig another hole and slide the outhouse onto the new hole.
The third option is to have your outhouse raised about 2 or 3 feet above the ground, this is known as, “the raised platform”. With this option you do not dig a hole for the Poopa-Loopa, but after making your deposit, you will rake up the Poopa-Loopa and put it into the trash container. This raised platform works well unless one has diarrhea, that is more difficult to rake up.
I do not have a photo of a real out house, but I have a replica which is used as a bird feeder.
In the olden days the outhouse often had a couple seats so more than one person could go at a time. The president’s plan for saving water will work, but it might smell of politics!
Well, I hope we all think before we vote, and I hope you are not forced to use the outhouse, and please stay safe.
Out houses save water!
Senior ole person who needs to take a break, Don the Ford
May today be better than your best day, but not as good as tomorrow!
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