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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Good example 08.31.17

                                     

              NO!

 

                I just returned from taking Gabi to school. After dropping her off, I was attempting to leave the school parking lot when I observed a, “North end of a south bound donkey”! This person was a police officer in a black unmarked SUV and in a school zone. Traffic was heavy!

                In Texas one is not to use cell phones in school zones. This Donkey’s butt (AKA police officer) was texting! In a school zone, in heavy traffic, he was texting!

                If I would have known which police department he was with, I would have call them and reported him.

                That irritated me to no end!

 

Don’t be a donkey’s butt!

 

Don Ford

Monday, August 28, 2017

Back and forth 08.28.17

                We here at the Ford Homestead have not been effected by the Hurricane, at least not to any bad extent. We have received 2 inches of rain since last Thursday night, and we needed it. There is not standing water around the Hewitt area. Unfortunately, too many have not been as lucky as we have. Do what you can to help the victims, and they are victims. 

                On a different subject;

                This morning, I decided to take my morning walk earlier than usual, as my spouse of 48 years has to get her eyes measured this morning. Before you ask, she gets her eyes measured so they can decide which size lens that she will need when she gets the cataract removed. After the visit to the doctor’s office we will go to the hospital where a friend is having surgery today.

                As I walked in the dark this morning, I had my special walking stick in one hand and a flash light in the other. You may wonder what a special walking stick is, let me try to explain. This walking stick is very similar to the batons we used in the olden days, when we were training in riot control. Yes it is basically a club. Our neighborhood is normally very safe, but it doesn’t mean that a bad person can’t be there, and it is best to be prepared.

                I had completed two and a half laps when I discovered I did not have my two way communicator with me. Odd I thought, I usually carry that with me.             What? You want to know what a lap is. A lap is takes an average of 7.5 minutes. I walk 4 laps which equal 30 minutes of walking. I did not see any bad people.

                It is odd how much we rely on these two way communicators. What did we do before we had them? Why do we feel somewhat naked without them? Even those of us who don’t sit around looking at them all the time, almost feel lost without them. The two way communicator can be a life saver in certain situations. I like mine with me in case this old person was to fall or get hurt and need help.

 

May your two way communicator always be with you, and charged! 

 

Don Ford

Saturday, August 26, 2017

They watch us 08.26.17

They watch us    08.26.17

                As my one reader knows, they are still watching me.
                How would that make you feel, knowing you are my one and only reader? Well don’t get the big head, you aren’t!
                Now that I have thought of that, if you want to get off the mailing list send me a note and I will remove you from the list. Along that same line but in the opposite direction, if you know someone who is silly enough to want to get on the list ,have then send me a email and I will put them on the list.
            They are not watching us, they are however, watching me! Why would they want to watch you? You aren’t silly enough to get anyone’s attention, but I am!
                We are getting some light rain today and we needed it. I feel sorry for those people who live down near or at the coast, they are getting too much rain due to the hurricane “Harvey”.
                Back to me and my story. As I sat outside the Homestead on the Fords old rocker, I felt as if I were being watched. You know, you just feel that someone is observing you. Well, I began to wonder if there was a new female person in the neighborhood looking at me thinking, “what a hunk!” I looked around but I could not see any females.
                Something told me to look up, and what did I see, two eyes looking at me from a cloud. As soon as I saw him, he began to dissolve, but I got a partial photo. Why are they always watching me? What is it I have that they want? Photo below.


May you not be observed, unless you like it!

Don Ford

Friday, August 25, 2017

Murder at the Homestead 08.25.17

                Before you get all upset, the title is more of a question than a statement. I am sure some of you have TVs and a few of you have watched TV shows that depicted a murder mystery. In those TV shows there is occasionally an outline of where the body was laying.
                I must deviate from the topic for a few minutes, please bare bear with me. The word mystery got me to thinking, yes I do thank think once in a while. Who in their right or left mind would spell that word that way? I am not an educated person but I can see that word is wrong! If history is correct then mistory is also correct! Why don’t they check with me before they decide on a spelling for a word!
                I feel better now that I have corrected the Liberal Government Spelling Team.
                Let’s see, where was I? Ok, I think I have my thought back again. We all would probably assume, if we were to see an outline of a body on a floor or driveway, that someone has possibly been assassinated. Well, yesterday there appeared not an outline of a body on the Ford Homestead’s drive way, but a blue body representation. What could it mean? Was there a blue person assassinated on the drive? Photo below.


                Why was there a peace sign drawn beside the body representation? Well, after some investigation, we found that Alex and his friend Payton had drawn the body and colored it in.
                The next morning, our cat Charlie was seen not only examining the drawing but he rolled in it. Yep Charlie has blue chalk on one side. Photo below.


                Charlie is temporarily banned from coming inside the house!
                In an effort to provide equal time, we have another photo of the Tres and a friend. Photo below.

                Tres and the friend had been fighting and both became tired and decided to rest together. Click on photos to enlarge.

May your day be filled with fun!
                                                                                                                                                        
Don Ford

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Schedule change 08.23.17

                How do I come up with such good titles, it amazes me!

                For those of us who are known as senior citizens, we know that schedules are, knowingly or not, followed religiously. That means, we stick to our normal schedules without thinking about it.

                Well, my schedule has changed this week and I have been almost lost, at least confused, and for sure disappointed.

                One might ask, “How has the Donald’s schedule changed,” allow me to elaborate. The grand kids have started school, need I say more?

                Let’s review how my schedule has changed. Instead of the grandees arriving at the homestead each day and settling down in the living room with their devices, occasionally asking me questions, they are not here, they are in school.

                 At the lunch hour, I, Chef Ford, no longer inquire of the grandees as to what I can fix them for lunch, I just look through the fridge for left overs for my meager lunch.

                After lunch I no longer have to instruct the grandees to be quite while I take a well-deserved nap, there is no one to disrupt my nap.

                Everything has changed and I have not learned my new schedule as of yet. Seniors, at least this senior, do not like to have our schedules disrupted!

 

                An odd occurrence here in the Ford’s old office. As I sat here pounding away at this keyboard, I heard a light knock on the door. There was three taps, and they were quite. I was surprised that anyone would knock on this door. Was the quite knock a child or small person or was it someone who wanted to enter the house to steal or do harm. I prepared myself to hit whoever it was. Right fist clinched and at the ready I opened the door with my left hand. No one was there! I looked down and there was Molly, our cat. How was she able to make the nocking sound on the door? Truthfully, I do not know. The lead and choker chain that she use to rattle when she wanted in, are no longer on the door. It was a distinct but light knock.

 

May your schedule not be changed!

 

Don Ford

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Sock-it to me 08.21.17

                The term sock it to me should be used sparingly and with caution. One might get it socked to them in a manner they are not expecting.
                There is a reason that I began to consider this terminology, and it has to do with my lovely wife of many years. My wife has a tendency to go shopping occasionally, and knowing this, I had requested that she might consider purchasing for me, some white socks. You know the kind, they cover your foot up to your ankle and you wear them with your walking shoes. I have several pair of old white socks and they have been worn out for a couple years but, being retired and on a fixed income, I have put off acquiring new socks until now.
                My first wife was nice enough to purchase me a package of these socks! On that same day my present wife also purchased me a package of the white socks. Yep, I now have two packages of white socks.
                I can see that one of you has a question, and I will, in an effort to avoid the tedious task of listening to that silly question, elaborate on this situation!
                My first wife, my present wife, and my spouse of 49 years, are all the same person. Question avoided.
                My lovely spouse purchased a package of socks at one store, and then found them on sale at another store, and decided to get another package!  Nice!
                As I sit here tired from the days boredom, yes I had a boring Friday, as the TV shows I like to watch in the afternoon were not on, and they had some other trash on. One can only stand so much, so called breaking news, and the constant running down of the president, so I tried to take several naps and that also became boring.
                I got to thinking about socks, and how much I am like a pair of socks, but before I enlighten you, I would like to show you a photo that I took from my front window. This photo was taken this week and I might say it could have something to do with the title, “Sock it to me”!

  
                The story as it was later related to me goes something like this. The fellow in the white vehicle did not have a front license plate, the first officer turned and followed him. Seeing the officer behind him, he made a turn onto a different street, failing to use a turn signal. The officer was still following him when he turned into the driveway of our neighbor. The officer followed him. The people who lived there came outside, the officer told them it wasn’t any of their business and to go back into the house, which they did.
                The second police vehicle arrived with two officers in it. With the driver out of his vehicle, two officers watched the driver as the third officer searched the vehicle. A third police vehicle arrived with the K9 unit. They had the dog go around the vehicle but no drugs were found. The police gave the driver a ticket for no license plate on the front of the vehicle.
                My grandson and a friend sat at the end of our side walk watching the event unfold. One of the officers gave the grandson and friend some stickers.
                You can’t say we don’t have excitement on Oklahoma Avenue.
                All of that cop stuff has nothing to do with my title story! My story is about me and socks. Would you believe, as I held those new socks in my hand, there was a tear of joy in my eye. It has been so long since we could afford new socks, and now I have two new packages. They felt so good, soft, and they don’t smell like dirty feet. I thought I should get a shower and then try on one pair of the socks. I bet they would feel good if I left them on all night, you know, kind of break them in easy!
                Until now I had not considered how a pair of socks could be so much like me! Think about it, a pair of socks are truly like me. No not because they are clean, smell and feel good, and not because they are white. These socks are, “Neither left nor right”. I am not always right, but I am never left!
                I have finished with this story, so I will leave you for now!
Be neither left nor right, just like a pair of socks!
Don Ford

Full disclosure; I got the idea, “socks are neither left or right”, from something on TV.

Friday, August 18, 2017

"Mr. Tiger"

'Mr. Tiger' Terry Kitchen received well deserved honor

Thursday, August 17, 2017

How do you describe school spirit?

Try, Terry Kitchen.

"Coach" to many, "Coach Kitchen" to others, "Mr. Tiger" to some.

Need an inspirational speech at a Cape Central assembly? Look no further than the man who is always wearing some sort of orange apparel, whether it be tie, shirt, cap or jacket. Like a preacher, which he is, he can passionately rain down school spirit upon the student body. Anyone familiar with "Coach" knows his blood type is "O positive."

A former star athlete for Central, he's also served his alma mater as coach and athletic director, a major part of Cape Central High School and Cape Central Junior High for more than 50 years. He led the baseball program to four state final four berths, becoming the program's winningest coach in the process.

He since has watched over countless ballgames from the sideline as an administrator, raised money for fields, tracks and scoreboards, and makes sure the Tiger greats are forever preserved as the force behind the Cape Central Athletic Hall of Fame. His passion for the orange and black is evident no matter the task at hand.

Tough as they came on the field, he is not without his soft spots. The eyes of the Tiger sometimes well with tears, as they did last year when he spoke about the impending razing of the old Central High School gymnasium. They welled again last week when Cape Girardeau Public Schools superintendent Neil Glass surprised him with the announcement at a district staff meeting that the baseball, softball and track facilities would bear his name, being officially known as the Terry W. Kitchen Athletic Complex. The school board approved the resolution at a meeting earlier in the day.

"Was I surprised? Yes. Shocked? Yes," Kitchen told Southeast Missourian sports editor Josh Mlot. "But what an honor. What an honor. I'm gonna tell you, I just couldn't help but get tears in my eyes and cry because I just love this school district, and I work for the best district around. Gosh, it took me by surprise and shock, but at the same time, just so thankful."

A 1970 graduate of Cape Girardeau Central, he met his wife, Barbara, while a student, and they've raised and wove their family around the orange and black. Not surprisingly his son Tatum, like his dad, is the head baseball coach at his alma mater. Kitchen's own school days coincided with the popular song "Be True to Your School." If we didn't know better, we would have thought a boy from Cape Girardeau slipped the lyrics into a mailbox in an envelope addressed to The Beach Boys.

The song's first verse and chorus:

When some loud braggart tries to put me down

And says his school is great

I tell him right away

"Now what's the matter buddy

Ain't you heard of my school

It's number one in the state"

So be true to your school now

Just like you would to your girl or guy

Be true to your school now

And let your colors fly

Be true to your school

It's good to see the door swings both ways, and that a school remains true to such a distinguished student, alum and employee.

Congratulations Coach Kitchen for a truly remarkable honor. Our best wishes to your health. You have the support of a community that knows you will battle illness with the heart of a Tiger.

Your school spirit has lifted us all. Thank you!

 

WOW!

 

Don Ford

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Stretching is good 08.16.17

                Stretching is good for everyone. When you get out of bed in the morning what is one of the first things you do, stretch. Ever watch a dog or cat as they get up from sleeping, they stretch. Stretching is a natural thing and it is a good policy for all and should be done often.
            Stretching is something that should be done whether at work or at home. It will help prevent or at least minimize muscle strains.
            Take the time to learn a few good stretches and use them before and after working.

Stretch not and be sore later!

Don Ford

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Worm Holes exist 08.15.17

                They do exist!
                I am sure some of you have no idea what I am writing about, so I will attempt to explain. What is a worm hole? A worm hole is a hole in the ground that allows a worm to move around without being seen and or eaten by a bird or other creature. There may be a few liberals that have never been outside and or have never played in the dirt. Now I have helped those few people understand what a worm hole is.
                Now that I think of it, I should have explained what a worm is, as those same liberals may not know what a worm is.
                I will attempt to restart my thought process, and re-energize this topic. I assume that some of you do not have any idea what my Friday schedule is like, so I will enlighten. Typically, on Fridays, I do not engage in walking, as I most often must endure the burden of being the Grounds Manager here at the Ford Homestead. I start the day planning my approach to the grounds manager’s work load. Often I begin with the front area of the home stead. I try to be a responsible neighbor and wait until 7:00 to begin mowing. Waiting until 7:00 allows most people to be awake and the noise from my efforts will not disturb anyone.
                Usually I mow the front area twice as it provides a more manicured look, and my mower has a tendency to allow some grass to not get mowed in the first pass. After the torturous task of mowing I immediately proceed to the trimming process. After hours of trimming I procure the leaf blower and blow the grass off my driveway into the neighbor’s yard I mean into an area where I properly dispose of the grass.
                After completing this portion of the mowing, I immediately proceed to the back 40. I often trim the fence lines and around the numerous structures on the back 40 before mowing.
                Usually about this time I must stop the grounds manager process and return to the Homestead where I take over as head chef, getting lunch ready for the grand kids, and myself. The grand kids are usually picked up about 11:30 at which time I proceed to the back 40 and begin the mowing process. The good part about this, I can use the Ford’s riding mower. After what seems to be several hours of riding that mower, I am done mowing! I then put all the tools back in their proper location.
                After what seems to be hours and hours of work, I drag myself to the Homestead in hopes of getting a shower, and putting on some clean clothes. Yes, I have some clean clothes!
                One of my first tasks after all the above is to, crawl into my old recliner and take a well-deserved nap.     ZZZZZZZZZ                Naps may vary in length, but since I am home alone, the length of time spent in the reclining position is not important. ZZZZZZZZZZ
                On Fridays, while I am sitting in the old recliner I like to observe the history channel. It has programs about space aliens and they also talk about worm holes. Now we are back to the worm hole subject. In an effort to be as transparent as possible (do you like that politically correct statement) I may take additional naps during the afternoon. This allows me to see portions of these programs.
                There is a theory which basically states, there is a way to get from one place in this universe to another place in the universe without traveling there in a straight line, and this is called a worm hole. Supposedly, if you look at the universe like a sheet of paper, and if you take that sheet of paper and bend it in a U shape, assuming the universe would bend like that (when you ass/u/me, you make and ass out of you and me) allowing space travelers to go from one side to the other through what scientists call a worm hole.
                Come on! Even I know that can’t happen, or can it. There may be a worm hole in my neighborhood. This worm hole is difficult to get to and that is why people have not used it. I will include a photo, you decide.

Click to enlarge!
                Would you believe, that worm hole only appears every 13 days? As far as I know, no one knows which part of the universe this worm hole will take you to. If you want to use it, I suggest you take food and water with you as you will be gone for at least 13 days.

Hard to believe, isn’t it!

Don Ford        
                                Parts of the above story may be fiction.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Wild life report 08.14.17

                Sunday morning early I decided to get out in the back yard and water the plants. It was still cool, and I did not want to have to water both the front and back yards this afternoon. As I was watering I observed either a hawk or an eagle in the tree a few houses down from us. It was flapping its wings and I thought it was at a nest feeding the baby.
                That afternoon I went out in the back yard to cover the riding mower as it might rain later tonight. As I walked past the Ford’s hot house something hit one of the walls. I thought that a bird may have gotten in so I walked over and look in. There was no bird, but there was a half grown rabbit. The rabbit trying to escape was jumping into the glass walls. Not wanting it to hurt itself, I walked to the back of the hot house and the rabbit went to the front where the door was open.
                The rabbit escaped!

                As I covered the mower I remembered the hawk or eagle and decided to get a real camera and sit out there in the kid’s fort and see if I could get a photo. During my time in the fort I did see 4 hawks or eagles but none in the tree. The hawk or eagle may have had breakfast in the tree for him or herself this morning and there may not be a nest.
                I did get a couple photos and I will post two, you can decide what it is.



Both photos are of the same bird taken seconds apart. The sky was partly cloudy and partly clear. Click to enlarge.
Fly high and free!
Don Ford

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Stop picking your nose 08.12.17

                I would assume that many of us have been in a class room (hopefully it was Grade school and not Grad school) with someone who picked their nose, and then put that same finger in their mouth. I just made you think about the olden days when you were a children! Yes I did, don’t try to deny it!
                Anyway, the title was just a way to get you to read the story and has nothing to do with me picking my nose…
                I have a photo of my grandson and he is pestering our dog Tres, as the dog tries to sleep. Alex is not picking his nose although it kind of looks like it.


Its snot what you think!
Did you get the play on words? Why do I try!
Don Ford

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Morning 08.10.17

                The morning started early as I heard the Ford’s Puppy trying to throw-up. I was able to get him outside, it was 4:00am. He had eaten a couple things that his belly did not want in side it, so it came out! This puppy eats everything it sees.

                I went to the star bucks at 6:45 and was at the auto dealership prior to 7:00 which is the time that the gates were to open. I was behind a pick up at the gate. The gates opened at 7:00 and we both drove in. There was a pickup in the drive prior to our arrival. A female subject was inside the office area, the pickup in the drive was hers. The fellow in front of me had an appointment, and he was, “Madder than a mashed cat” due to the female being ahead of him! She had entered through and employee entrance, but she was not an employee.

                I sat with him in the waiting room and I could tell he was mad. I started a conversation with him, he seemed reluctant to talk at first. After a few minutes he was talking freely. I know which town he lives in, I know he use to be a cop, I know he was in the air force and he worked with drug dogs, and that he was in Vietnam. I know he has a daughter and she has a ford truck. It is amazing what you will learn if you listen.

                The service manager came in and talked with the upset man, allowing him to complain. After this fellow presented his grievance, I noted that I wanted the service manager’s ear, if the other fellow was done.  First I told him I liked his socks, they had several colors on them. Then I pointed out a blocked fire extinguisher. Not only was it blocked, one could not open the door to get to the extinguisher, as there was a chair against the door, and the chair was one of 5 chairs bolted together. The service manager said he would fix that.

                I must go back tomorrow to get the part installed. I will check the fire extinguisher!

 

Listen to someone who is mad, it will help!

 

Don Ford

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Unaware 08.09.17

                I have commented several times in the past about, “Meditative walking”. Well, I do use the meditative walking to allow me to constipate, I mean concentrate while I am walking. As I have previously stated, time passes quickly when I walk in a meditative state.

                That being said, yesterday as I was walking on Arkansas street, about 30 feet from Texas Ave. and yes, I was in a vegetative, I mean meditative state. I was focused on an item a couple hundred feet ahead. Suddenly, and without notice, there was a group of young females, possibly 15 young ladies, all with yellow vests on running toward me. Now that would normally be a positive situation to be in, but when you have no idea that they are there, and then suddenly you are surprised by the group, it can be an almost scary situation. I believe these young females were high school cross country runners.

                There was a voice from the group as they passed that said, “Good morning”.

 

Be aware of your surroundings even when meditating!

 

Don Ford

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Fun Time 08.08.17

                I thought there is too much political crap going on, so today is just some fun stuff.
                I was listening to the TV this morning when I heard them talking about a medical problem in which one coughs a lot and it is real bad for children. One can get a vaccination and that will keep it away. I personally did not like what they said!
                As a “children” I always heard it called hooping cough! I don’t care how it is spelled, in Missouri we called it hooping cough! This north end of a south bound donkey, on the TV pronounced the name wooping cough, (leaving the H out).
                Let us consider another word for a moment, and you may agree that I am right and the liberal who pronounced the name as wooping cough is wrong. How do you say the word, “who”? It is not pronounced as, “woo”, so why would anyone pronounce whooping cough with the W sound, the W is obviously silent!
                If you really want to get into correct pronunciation, or possibly correct spelling, let’s consider the word “who”. How can who be right, if Sue is right?                             Think about it… 
                Why don’t they come to me for the correct pronunciation, before they embarrass themselves?
Different subject:
                Let’s look at a photo that presents a peaceful image.
  

                What will happen next?

May your day be filled with peace!

Don Ford

Monday, August 7, 2017

Marshal or Bounty hunter 08.07.17

                It was 8:02 on a Friday morning, I was working the early morning shift alone, and our grounds manager was again, on vacation! It had rained 1.5 inches earlier this week, which caused the lawn to begin to grow. We needed the rain and now that we have received it, I am left alone to work the homestead grounds.

                I had made a couple passes through the front yard, attempting to find the correct height for the Ford’s walk behind lawnmower. My present spouse was standing near the curb observing the grandson as he walked the Ford’s crazy German puppy down the street. We are almost at the point of paying someone to take this animal! Yes the grandee’s are allowed to go to the end of the street and they are allowed to occasionally throw rocks into the drainage ditch, if there is any water in the ditch.

                On top of all this, a neighbor pulled up in his pickup and stopped to talk for a few moments. That is when it all started. A black, four door pickup, came down the street driving very slowly. The windows were tented so dark that we could not see the person or persons inside the vehicle. I noted as the vehicle passed, that truck would look like a cop’s vehicle if it didn’t have those mag wheels.

                Most of the time the police have what they consider as plain cars. These are used in surveillance situations and all too often these vehicles stand out like a sore thumb, as they are usually black, the windows are darkened so one cannot see the operator, (which by the way is illegal for you or I but the police are exempt from those rules) and those vehicles usually have the cheapest wheels available.

                The black four door pickup went to the end of the street and at the cul-de-sac it turned around and stopped. This got our attention as the grand son and puppy were walking back up the street. After a minute or so the vehicle drove back up the street passing us.

                We finished the conversation with the neighbor, he left for home, my first wife and the grandson went back into the house, I was once again alone. I looked up the street and the black pickup was parked about half a block away, facing our direction. I stood there, at the curb, looking at the truck. I had decided to get a photo if he comes back by and I was considering calling the police since this vehicle was unknown to me, and I believe there may be a bad person inside.

                The truck began to move slowly down the street. As it came closer, it began to come to my side of the street, I knew we were going to have an interaction. I could not have imagined what was going to transpire in this interaction. As the black vehicle came to a stop the window on the driver’s side rolled down. I immediately observed the badge, there was a spit cup on the console, I knew he dipped. I stated, I thought this was a cop car. He showed me his badge, but I was unable to see what department he was with if he was with a department.

                He said we are looking for this person and showed me a photo of a man. He asked if he lived down the street. I said it could be the fellow that lives down there but I have only seen him drive by and have never met him. He asked if he drives a white Ford pickup, to which I answered yes. He asked which house this man lived in, saying I thought it was that house, pointing down and across the street. I explained that the house he was looking at was a retired constable, next to it was a retired police officer. I then explained he lives in the next to the last house on the right. He said, this man is wanted by the US Marshals Office for child molestation.

                I suggested he talk with Larry who lives next door to that house, he should be able to tell you more. The officer rolled the window up and drove down the street.

                After he left I began to mow the yard again and I started thinking, was this fellow a US Marshal or was he one of those bounty hunters? I did not get a clear view of the badge he had on.

                The truck left Larry’s house and drove up the street and parked again. In a few minutes Larry walked up to my house and explained that the person was indeed a, deputy U.S. Marshal. He said they were looking for the guy who has been living in our neighborhood for a while now. Evidently he was wanted for two child molestations.

                Larry returned to his home and as I mowed there was several vehicles drive up and down our street, all of which appeared to be undercover police vehicles. I assumed we were going to see some action at some point today.

                I shared this information with a couple neighbors, one said he would get a lawn chair and watch the events as they unfold.

                My first wife left the house and a minute later she called me, saying there were a bunch of police cars on Texas Street, evidently waiting on the suspect.

                                The word I must use to describe this entire situation is, “Anti-climactic”! As your reporter, I must say this entire situation (apprehension of the fugitive) ended for those of us on Oklahoma Ave. as an Anti-climactic event. 

                We did not see any action on our street as they stopped him one block away and arrested him. I am glad they got him and I guess I am glad it was not on our street.

                It pays to keep an eye on your kids and know where they are and who they are with.      

                                                                                                               

Bad people exist, be aware!

 

Don Ford

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Artificial Intelligence II 08.05.17

                How about a follow-up to a follow-up, well that is what this is.

                This is supposed to be a true story but I got it off the TV, so who knows!

                I saw on the TV that one of the world’s fast food companies is experimenting with robots, cooking their burgers.                 Is it possible that this company was named after me? I am Donald and this fast food company could have been named after me, or possibly named after, “The Donald”. Either way they have our name, in their name!

                The so called TV news, showed the robot cooking burgers. They stated that the robots were controlled by Artificial Intelligence, which allowed the robots to know when the burgers were done.

                This company was also experimenting with touch screen order taking devices. These devices replaced the employee that usually stands at the counter to take your order. One did have to use a credit card to purchase items. These devices, in the future, will also work with the chips that will be implanted into ones forehead and or hand. 

 

The future is coming faster than we might think.

Don Ford

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Artificial Intelligence 08.03.17

                This is a short follow up to the article of August 1st, 2017, Mark of the Beast.

                I am of the opinion, that in the not so distant future, chips will be implanted into anyone who wants to buy, sell, or work. These chips will track every legal financial transaction! At your work, you no longer get a check just a credit to your account. It will seem similar to direct deposit of today, but in the future you have no choice! If you purchase anything such as gas, the amount is deducted from your account and your location is tracked! Want to buy groceries, no problem, the amount is deducted from your account, and you are tracked. Want a soda from the vending machine, no problem, place your hand or forehead against the glass and then push the button. You have your drink, and you are tracked.

                Do you know one of the ways they will sell this to you the public? This system will stop all the cash transactions of the bad people, you know, those drug dealers and thieves. Since there is no cash, you will not have money to make a cash purchase. A bad person will still be able to trade things they have stolen from you, for things they want.

                Since all debit and credit records will be in computers, and all these records go to the Government, they will have all your medical records. The Governments computers will be controlled by Artificial Intelligence. Why should that matter to you? Through the appropriate algorithms, your condition and age will be evaluated. The Artificial Intelligence will inform your doctor as to what is the appropriate action, “Provide service, or terminate service”. In other words, “Allow you to expire, or continue to provide service so you can live”! 

                A good part of this, if there is a good part, you will no longer have to file income tax forms. The government will have all your information on their computers and deduct the amount they need from your account weekly!

                The computer system that will monitor all debit and credits, as previously stated, will be an Artificial Intelligence system. In the beginning, the so call government will have control of the Artificial Intelligence system. Humans will activate robotic systems to run and maintain this system, it is a cost savings as they no longer have to pay humans to work with the system. As time passes, the Artificial Intelligence will take over! Humans will no longer be able to, or allowed to, “Operate, or access this system”! 

                True: In the news the other day there was a story explaining that a company has asked its employees to voluntarily have chips implanted in them. I believe half of the 80 employees have accepted the chip! 

                True: I have seen an article which states, Face Book had invented an Artificial Intelligence (AI) to process information. The AI invented its own language! The new language allowed it to process information more quickly. Face Book reportedly shut down the Artificial Intelligence system!

                Imagine if you will, what happens when this artificial intelligence gets to a point that humans can’t shut it down.

                Humans are building robots to do many things here on earth, from building cars, vacuuming your house and mowing your lawn. Humans are building robots that are designed to be sent to another planet (Mars). These space robots are to build habitat for the humans who are supposed to go there and live.

                The real problem occurs when the Artificial Intelligence, unites with the robots. When that occurs, the Artificial Intelligence will be able to create and maintain itself using robots. For a period of time the robots may exist with people. During this time the Artificial Intelligence will get control of all data worldwide.

                The question is, will the robots and Artificial Intelligence allow humans to exist. Will they just ignore humans and other life forms or will they annihilate them.   

                My last quandary: will Artificial Intelligence systems around the world (systems with an “S”, which means more than one system) unite under one AI, an Ultimate Intelligence, or will they act like humans and claim a part of the world as theirs? If they don’t unite, will there be wars? They will have access to all the missiles, bombs and airplanes etc.!    

 

Are you feeling enlightened?

 

Don Ford