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Thursday, January 31, 2019
Too fast for me 01.31.19
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Why would you care 01.30.19
Let’s start out with me making a statement, “I don’t care”!
In the olden days, which seems to be about 100 years ago, I would go to a sporting event for one reason and one reason only. Do you have any idea what that reason was? For me, these sporting events was a way to be with friends, and my friends and I went to meet girls.
The only sporting events that we would attend were football and basketball. Why, because there were lots of people, aka girls. Did I ever take a girl to one of those sporting events? Yep. Was I there for the game? Nope. Why was I there? It was a reason to get the girl to go somewhere with me.
I can’t understand why anyone would care, about overpaid adults, whose job is football, basketball or any other so-called sport. I suggest sports are for kids and unpaid people. In my opinion, it is not a sport when someone is paid to work.
I do not know the names of the work groups (teams) who will be working in the coming World Series this Sunday! (I do know it is not the World Series this weekend, I just thought it was funny.) I know there is someone named “Payton”, working this weekend. As the name Pay ton implies, he will be paid a ton of money for a couple hours of work!
I wasn’t paid a ton of money when I worked, darn it, and no one ever paid to watch me work. I could understand paying to watch a real good carpenter do their work, I might learn something watching a professional craftsperson. Note how politically correct I was when I used the word, “Craftsperson!”
I will watch part of the Sunday work event, I do like some of the commercials, and the food my favorite wife might make.
You might enjoy the Sunday World Series, but don’t bet on it, you may be bored to death by half time, if so, take a nap!
Work or Play, do you even care?
Senior Critic at the Ford Homestead; Don Ford
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
More controls 01.29.19
Monday, January 28, 2019
Sunday Brunch 01.28.19
What did I say? I may have use words that were not very nice, wait a minute, I did use words that are not very nice!
MY favorite spouse and I went to the favorite restaurant for brunch. For some reason people had taken all the good parking spaces. I dropped the first wife off at the door and drove to the corner of the lot to park. I then exited our vehicle and began my walk to the front door.
I should note, the weather was nice, temps in the low 60s and the sun was shining. I walked between a few cars and arrived at the drive between the parks cars and the building. Being very careful, and practicing what I preach, I looked both ways before I stepped out onto the drive. There was a small SUV sitting at the curb with their motor running. There was a male subject behind the wheel, he had a full beard. I walked toward the vehicle and was attempting to walk past it, when I made eye contact with horse’s butt that was driving.
I was at the driver’s door, walking to the front of the vehicle. As I said we had made eye contact, so he knew I was walking there. He suddenly pulled forward, I was surprised and I stopped walking. He pulled forward about 20 feet. When he stopped, I was at the rear of the vehicle. I then said something like you dumb ask S O B, I used the words. As I rounded the back of the vehicle there was a female subject standing on the walk at the door of the SUV and she said, “It’s Sunday”, she didn’t like my language. She then said, “He didn’t mean to do that” and I said, “Yes he did”! I went on into the restaurant and they left.
I am glad I was not at the front of the vehicle when he drove forward.
Why did he pull forward when I was attempting to walk past his vehicle? He made eye contact with me, what was his mind on? That incident proves what I keep saying, even if you are in a pedestrian cross walk, look for the vehicles as they may not be looking at you.
That is just about all the excitement that I saw yesterday.
Remember what your parents told you!
Look both ways before dancing, I mean crossing the street!
A non-street walker; Don Ford
Saturday, January 26, 2019
Weekend 01.26.19
Friday, January 25, 2019
Gate of the Gods 01.25.19
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Scanning old photos 01.23.19
Tuesday, January 22, 2019
What did you do 01.22.19
What did your, “Favorite hard working senior citizen do yesterday”? Please continue to read this soon to be wonderful article, and you will learn what I did yesterday, but I have no idea what your favorite senior citizen did!
Before I get into the meat of this story, I need to tell you of a venture I was involved in yesterday. As I may have stated in the past, the coffee place employees the slowest people in the work place. A friend had told me that she gets her coffee from a different coffee place location and they are very fast.
Yesterday I ran an errand for the first wife and then headed to the different location for a cup of coffee. There was a line so I had to wait. When I got to the microphone I asked if they had a certain sandwich. The female voice said, “Let me check”. After about 2 minutes and I am not stretching that time, I said to the mic, “Are you there?” The voice said, “May I have your order?” I said, “I asked you about the sandwich and you did not get back to me!” She stated, “I am sorry we don’t have it”. I then ordered a coffee. I will not go back there!
On a happier note; I was going to cancel the satellite radio service for my truck, they wanted $160.00 to continue the service for a year. They offered me a better deal for $150.00. I would get satellite radio in the truck and on a tablet or phone. I said no thanks just cancel the service. I was unhappy that they treat new customers better than present customers.
The rep. said, this is my last offer, 6 months of radio in your truck for $36.00, (which included tax title and license). I thought for a moment and took the offer. She also told me if you see a special offer call us and we will apply it to your account. That means a regular customer can get the same deal as a new customer, you just have to ask for it.
What did I do yesterday, I scanned 38 items into the computer. Each item had at least two scans one preview and then the scan. Then I opened each up in a different application and added commentary or names. Then I allowed my spouse to see each and then I had to go back and correct the spelling of names that were messed up for some reason. (I can’t spell)
At least I did something. What did you do yesterday?
Saving old photos and notes for posterity!
Scanner extraordinaire; Don Ford
Monday, January 21, 2019
Computer Know it all 01.21.19
This past Saturday I received instructions as to a couple operations on the Ford’s ole computer. At the time, I believed I understood the instructions provided. The next day, Sunday for that one reader who doesn’t know the days of the week, I attempted to use the new information. Notice I did say attempted to use. Nothing seemed to work, and that is when I began to change settings, attempting to make things happen.
Trust me, things happened. I worked on the computer for a couple hours with little improvement. At one point the task bar disappeared. How could I do anything without a task bar? I went to the one thing I knew might help, “Ctrl Alt Delete”. The computer was supposed to be shutting down, the screen went dark, but the computer was still running, possibly in some type of crazy loop. I put my finger on the power button and held it until everything stopped.
I stopped crying and wipe the tears from my eyes. After a couple minutes I pushed the power button again. The computer came to life and I again had a task bar. I regrouped, and focused on my instructions from Saturday. It was as if the fog cleared from my mind. I found the correct boxes to check, I selected the right settings, and things were now working.
What was I trying to do that was so difficult that I needed a professional to teach me? I wanted to scan some items into the computer. Yes I knew how to scan, but I learned that my way of scanning was not the best and not most efficient way. I also wanted to be able to put text on the scanned items, I now know how to do that.
My TV here in the office is connected to my computer, which allows me to have a view that is twice as large as the computer monitor. I have known that so that was not new. I also learned that I can have one program running on the computer and a different program showing / running on the TV, all at the same time. I can use one mouse moving the cursor from the computer screen to the TV screen and back. It is as if the two screens are one, joined at the hip, so to speak.
Who was my professional teacher, my son Patrick! Thanks Pete!
Did you see the moon last evening, it was very large. It is not unusual to see a large moon as it come up but this morning when Tres went out to get the morning paper, I looked up at the moon and it was still very large and bright. There was an eclipse last night but it was too cold for me to be outside watching.
May you remember all instructions!
Computer know it all; Don Ford
Saturday, January 19, 2019
The light defined 01.19.19
Lunar eclipse Monday at 11:12pm. That is what Alexa said.
I had fish for lunch today. As I was eating, a vision from the past entered my mind. In the olden days the public school I went to (May Green School) had fish for lunch each Friday. This was done to provide an acceptable lunch for the Catholic kids. One of my childhood friends was Catholic and when we were running around we would have hamburgers and fries on a Friday. He would always ask us to not tell his mother that he eat meat on Friday. I have no idea if that is a Catholic thing now days or not.
When eating lunch at May Green we could get an extra milk for 2 cents. Another thing that I learned and still do to this day. Every time they had chili for lunch, they also had peanut butter sandwiches with the Chili. I still have peanut butter sandwiches with my chili!
Peanut butter, I guess kids didn’t have allergies in the olden days.
The light I saw the other night is no longer a mystery. As I drove Gabi to school I looked in the direction of where I had seen the mysterious light. There is a little league baseball diamond behind the grade school. Heck I coached kids playing baseball on the field in the olden days. I believe the light the other night appeared mysterious to me, due to the fog and mist in the air.
I have ventured out this morning into the cold morning air. It was 39 degrees with a wind chill of 30 degrees. I double checked the load in the pickup and the load on the trailer to insure it would not blow off in the 30 plus mph wind. I drove slowly out to the dump site (there is no dump here in Hewitt, they have several garbage trucks and a couple shredders for any limbs and trees, at this location once a month). I arrived at the site and there was only a couple people there with trash or limbs ahead of me. They unloaded my load very quickly and I headed for home. The wind was blowing so hard that it was pushing my pickup around as I drove. I was glad I wasn’t driving something like a big rig.
I still need to put the trailer in the back yard but I thought I would wait a little, there is no hurry and I don’t like the cold windy day.
It is Saturday morning as I am writing this soon to be wonderful piece of literature. I have the TV on and there is a very old cowboy movie on. John Wayne is the star and he was very young in this movie. The star went into a dark room and then into a tunnel and he has a flash light. Did the cow boys have flash lights? Wonder when the flash light was invented?
Stay inside today, it is too cold to be outside!
Senior trash handler; Don Ford