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Saturday, November 30, 2019
Update 11/30/2019
Friday, November 29, 2019
There was family and friends 11/29/2019
The title line states, “There was family and friends”! If you feel the need to ask what that title line means, then your thanksgiving day was likely lonely.
Our thanksgiving day was filled with family, friends, good food and lots of interesting discussions. I did not hear one comment about politics, and that was good! One nice person said, “I should have brought the $50.00 gift card I received and given it to you to help pay for the food”. Nice thought but $50.00 would not come close to the cost of the food.
I would like to change the subject please.
I saw an advertisement from the DNA people, in it there was a comment about Sears catalogs from the past. That got me to thinking. As a children I like to look through the Sears catalog. Toward the back of the catalog they had animals listed that were for sale. I always wanted either a pony or a donkey, both were listed for sale. I don’t remember the price of the pony, but wouldn’t you think that my parents would have gotten me one.
Another part of the sears catalog that I liked was the part where they sold female underwear. Yep, I liked to review the latest female underwear styles!
I would like to change the subject again please.
As I sit here entering this data into the Ford’s ole computer I happened to look at the screen which displays all the security cameras. You should understand that it is still dark outside, and it is foggy this morning. The cameras are using the infer red night vision, and there is a set of shiny eyes looking at the camera. One of our cats was sitting there looking toward the camera and cat eyes glow brightly, it looks kind of scary!
One last change to the subject.
It is black Friday, I am staying at home, or at least that is my plan!
Shop not and you will not spend too much money!
Senior non shopper; Don Ford
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Thursday morning 11/28/2019
Thursday morning, the clock chimed 3:00am, as I lay there in the bed my thoughts focused on the coming day, it is Thanksgiving. Donna made the pies yesterday, and has been cooking the turkey during the night. This morning she will be baking the bread and getting ready to cook other delicious items.
As I lay there all comfortable I heard Charlie the cat meow. I thought, it is too early for that cat to want to eat or go outside. I heard one more meow and then Charlie jumped on the bed and quickly found a place to lay in between Donna and me.
There was no doubt in my mind that Tres was going to come to the bed to see where Charlie was. It wasn’t even a minute before Tres was nudging me with his nose. I assume he was wanting to be sure I was not petting the cat. I rubbed his head for a few seconds before he walked away. I then positioned my legs over to the side of the bed, as I knew the Tres would go to Donna’s side of the bed and jump up on the bed. Moving my legs gives Tres a place to lay.
I was correct, Tres jumped on the bed, checked where Charlie was, and then he lay down with his head on my legs. Tres usually stays on the bed for a short time, and then gets off, but this time he seemed to be happy to stay for what seem to be an hour.
As we all lay there in the crowded bed, I could hear Charlie Purring, which brought an old thought to mind. Many years ago, and by that I mean probably 68 years ago, our family lived in a three room house in the country. In this memory I assume I was 4 or 5 years old. My mother was ironing clothes the ironing board was next to the bed, and I was on the bed were I was supposed to take a nap. Our cat jumped on the bed, (no I do not remember the cat’s name) and it began to purr. I told mom the cat was purring, and she said, “He is singing you to sleep”. I assume it worked because that is the end of that memory.
Why would an old senior retired person still have a memory like that, imbedded in his brain, or if not in a brain, at least imbedded in my head?
The thanksgiving schedule:
The family will arrive prior to noon, as we try and eat the Thanksgiving meal at or about noon. Everyone will eat more than they should, and there will be some interesting conversations during the meal.
I am usually one of the first to stop eating and I head for the kitchen sink. I get my plate and utensils ready for the dish washer, and then as others family member will bring their plates to the sink so I get them ready also.
We sit around for a while allowing the food to settle, and then someone will get a piece of pie, which usually gets the attention of others. The pies are good!
The family usually head for home around 4:00pm.
Shortly after the family leaves and everything is quiet, an old senior person such as me, would get onto the ole recliner. As you might think, a nap would be in my mind.
Just as I am relaxing, that is when friends arrive, and the eating process begins again. We enjoy having the friends over and there is a lot of good conversation.
At some point my first wife and I are left alone here at the homestead.
May your Thanksgiving be as good as ours!
Senior person thankful for family and friends; Don Ford
Wednesday, November 27, 2019
Getting ready 11/27/2019
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Tuesday 11/26/2019
Sunday, November 24, 2019
Splendid 11/24/2019
Splendid, have u used that word? That word isn’t used around the Ford homestead, even though it is a word that seems to have a positive meaning. Possibly you would like to attempt to use the word in your life today. Tell someone that what they did was splendid, or maybe you can brag on yourself and say you did something splendid.
Please allow me to change the subject; I purchased a Christmas present 2 days ago and today it is $50.00 cheaper. Got to go and get my money back! I will get my $50.00 back, or they will get the gift back, and I will get all my money back. It tells me that this store has the item priced way too high. The item was $20.00 off the retail price when I purchased it, and now it $70.00 off the retail price. What will the price be on black Friday?
Subject changed; I did get all the leaves and acorns up from along the curb picked up this Sunday afternoon.
Subject change again; we went to the cracker place for lunch and the manager has not yet given me a cap. I ask every time I go but no free cracker cap! We had decided to get a chef salad to go, and take it home for supper. We were told they had got rid of all their lettuce, due to the national warning of possible salmonella, so they could not make a salad.
What a day!
Have a splendid week!
Splendid senior retired person; Don Ford
Saturday, November 23, 2019
Friday, November 22, 2019
I am a WINNER 11/22/2019
Thursday, November 21, 2019
Flying into the neighborhood 11/21/2019
Yesterday as this ole tired senior retired person sat in the ole rocking chair enjoying a cold drink, I was harkening back to the activities from earlier in the afternoon.
Allow me to back up to just after lunch and a short nap. When I awoke from said nap, I became aware that I had nothing on my list of things to do. My spouse of half a century was gone from the homestead so I was all alone. The wind was blowing and that brought my attention to the back 40. There were leaves everywhere so I wondered if I could use the walk behind mower as a mulcher and shred these leaves.
Even though I was tired from all the forced work of this week, I decided to try the mulching. The fords ole walk behind was able to mulch most of the leaves. I walked the entire back 40 behind that ole mower and most of the leaves were reduced to crumbs.
Before you ask, the riding mower does not mulch, and has a tendency to blow the leaves like a leaf blower.
Completing this voluntary, work I headed out to get the Alex from school. After acquiring my usual parking space, I turned on the ole tablet. I did play a few games of solitaire, but I became tired and after shutting down the tablet I closed my eyes and napped on and off until the boy was let out of school.
Arriving at home, Alex decided to rake leaves from my drive and from the neighbor’s yard. My first wife had purchased some plastic stakes that we needed to install the last string of ground level lights. I took the stakes and began installing the string of lights. To install these lights I had to sit on the ground and scoot from one light to the next. NO, I could not crawl on my hands and knees do to the acorns. Yes I had raked the entire yard! No I did not get them all! Yes they are still falling!
I did not have enough plastic stakes, I need 19 more. The string of lights are installed but I had to skip installing a plastic stake, on every other light, 19 times. My spouse will get more today and I will once again be on the ground.
Now if you will allow, I will get back to the original subject of this most excellent article.
As I sat on the Fords ole rocker sipping from a glass that had a wonderful beverage in it, I became increasingly aware of what seemed to be an invasion from above. There were white winged doves flying in groups, some were landing in the neighbor’s tree and some were landing in our tree. I am not say a few doves were present, I am saying in total a large group possibly between 100 and 150 were in the trees.
I knew why they were there, it was supper time. These birds stayed in the tree for a minute or two and then a couple flew down to the street. The other doves seeing there was no danger, they dropped down to the street almost at the same time. They were eating the crushed pecans, and only stopped if a vehicle came down the road.
At some point they decided to get out of the street and many of them flew into the oak trees in our front yard. I assume they were going to spend the night there since the tree still has its leaves which could block off the night breeze.
That is it for now, I need to find something to do today, as I will not be watching the politicians on the impeachment crap!
I hope you have a great day!
Senior retired decoration specialist; Don Ford
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
What happened yesterday? 11/20/2019
I finished raking the entire front yard. I had the acorns along with some leaves and or dead grass raked to the street curb and driveway. I then took the leaf blower and blew as many of the leaves and dead grass away from the acorns and back onto the grass. Then I took the mower and vacuumed the grass. The yard looked very nice, then I picked up the acorns from the street and driveway. I took all the acorns out to the ditch behind the homestead and left them there. I assume the next rain will distribute the acorns downstream, and there will be red oak trees all over Texas.
Donna has put the wires out to the decorations but I think I will need to check and tape all the connections. I think I put too much time on my feet yesterday as they are both hurting and tired.
I was able to drag my ole body into town and purchase a bottle. I may be tired, and happy at the same time this afternoon.
Today is Wednesday, I will try and complete the lights on the ground if my spouse can purchase more of the stakes to hold them in place. When Tres and I went out to get the paper this morning, he got a leg hung in the wire of some of the lights at ground level. It was too dark for me to see what he did, so I will check when the sun gets up.
Maybe there will be a lot of resting here at the homestead today.
Work not less you get tired!
Senior non-workaholic; Don Ford
Tuesday, November 19, 2019
Tuesday 11/19/2019
Today is Tuesday but I am writing about Monday. In other words, I want to report on what my first wife and I did yesterday.
As I had presented in an earlier posting, the Christmas decorations that are stored in the Ford’s ole shed, were brought to the Ford’s ole garage for assembly. Yesterday I brought the ladder from the shed, not an easy task as it is kinda heavy. I then positioned the ladder so I could climb up to the roof edge, this turned out to be the first of many climbs for this senior retired person.
Once I was at the top of this ladder I would attach the beginning of a string of lights to the shingle. I was able to make a couple attachments before having to climb down and move the ladder. Each time I moved the ladder, I faced obstacles that would have caused a lesser person to give up.
I know someone is going to ask what these obstacles were, they were things like cement flower pots, cement rabbits or a bench, which needed to be moved prior to placing the ladder. Before anyone asks, I was climbing to dizzying heights on the ladder, as many as 3 steps above the ground. That is high for a senior retired person.
After what seemed to be hours of continuous climbing up and down that ladder, that part of the project was completed. The next part I was allowed to participate in was, at ground level. Allow me to explain. I was installing a string of lights at ground level. In other words, I was sitting on the ground which was covered by thousands of those annoying acorns, and after placing a light I would scoot a little and then install the next light. I had to scoot 50 times installing 50 lights.
Completing that project I then acquired the Ford’s ole rake and begin removing as many acorns as I could. I have stated this fact before, “You can rake the grass as much as you like but you never get all the acorns. If I get from one third to half I am happy.
Today I will once again be on the ground installing 50 more lights and after that, if the present spouse has nothing else for me to do I will need to go to town as I am out of adult beverage. Also I plan to rake another area of the yard again attempting to remove some of the acorns.
Yes my wife of half a century was also working on the decorations yesterday. She has placed most of the outside decorations and today the plan is to run power out to those decorations with lights.
Decorations are nice, if someone else installs them!
Senior retired person who is allowed to work on decorations; Don Ford
Monday, November 18, 2019
Sunday 11/18/2019
Saturday, November 16, 2019
Nice afternoon 11/16/2019
Wednesday, November 13, 2019
I was mooned 11/13/2019
Tuesday, November 12, 2019
Rock and rake again 11/12/2019
Rock and rake again 11/12/2019
I had ordered more bags of rock last week, but I did not pick them up until today. Before you make a comment, yes the Fords ole Chevy was able to haul all 10 bags. Each bag is 40 pounds and if you have ten bags, which is a lot of weight at the tail end of the truck. I kept them all at the tail gate so it would be easier for an old senior retired person, on a fixed income, to get them out of the truck.
After all the work was completed I took a professional photo of my work.
Yes I will need more rock to complete this project. Will this actually help keep the dog’s feet clean, who knows? Why we need to do this, photo below may explain why.
It is a little cool here today, in truth, we have set a new record for being cold, it was 25 degrees this morning.
May you stay warm happy and safe today!
Senior retired person freezing his…; Don Ford
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Tree leaf 11/11/2019
Saturday, November 9, 2019
Sick of it 11/09/2019
My spouse of half a century said she was, “Sick of it”, and I understand her comment. I first noticed the effects last Monday, and it got increasingly worse as the week progressed. It started to affect me on Wednesday.
What? Oh, my present spouse got sick, and shared it with me. Whatever it is you don’t want it. We have both coughed so much that our chests hurt. Fever and chills played a big part in the illness. Food, what we have been able to eat don’t have a taste. Typically when I have had the flu, every part of my body hurt, not so with this CRUD.
The effects of this CRUD is slowly diminishing. I hope I am able to get outside and move some flowers to the Ford’s ole hot house as it is supposed to be down below freezing Sunday night.
One school had shut down for two days, 4 days counting the weekend, due to an illness of many students, flu like symptoms.
This being sick crap keeps one from having an adult beverage. I guess that is ok as there has not been a happy hour this week.
Wash your hands, don’t touch door knobs, and don’t shake hands unless you have a hand sanitizer available.
Yes we like the bed cover. I probably have commented on this in the past, there is a white Chevy Colorado that looks like mine in the line to pick up the kids from school. Today as I drove past that Colorado I noticed that she has a bed cover too, hers is a soft cover.
May you be happy and healthy!
Senior sick person; Don Ford
Thursday, November 7, 2019
It's here 11/07/2019
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
The plot thickens 11/06/2019
Tuesday, November 5, 2019
Distracting a driver 11/05/2019
As I again approach this subject I have taken a slightly different approach. I had delivered Gabi to school yesterday, and was heading for home when I was stopped at my less than favorite traffic light. I was the lead vehicle in the left turn lane, and there was a female subject in the lead vehicle in the right turn / through lane, the light was red.
As I checked my surroundings I noticed the female subject in the vehicle to my right, had her cellular device in her hands. I could tell by the movements of her thumbs, she was texting.
I looked away checking the traffic moving through the intersection as I thought, how distracted this female driver was. I again looked at her and she was removing her sun glasses, I assume to see better what was on the cellular device screen. I wonder if these people even know how to make a phone call. Do Texters even have the ability to communicate verbally?
A verb in a sentence often shows movement, and yes there are other definitions of verb, so if a verb shows movement what does verbally show? Maybe some educated person can help me understand verbally.
As I looked away from the female texter, I observed the green arrow was lit indicating I should go through the intersection and make my left turn. How long had the light been green? Now you see, these distracted drivers are distracting us non-texting drivers! If anyone was to have an accident it would possibly be the driver that was being distracted by the Texters. If that were the case who would be at fault?
Too much to consider, I need either a cup of coffee or a nap, maybe both. I have been awake more than 5 hours, do I need one or both.
I had completed my visit to the doctor and had returned home. It was a warm afternoon and I was outside sitting on the Ford’s ole swing with a cup of coffee and a few cookies. It was nice and relaxing as I enjoyed the sweet taste of the cookies along with the peace and quiet of the neighborhood. Claire (Alex’s mom) and Alex arrived at our home to pick up Gabi. Donna picks Gabi up after school but she had not arrived yet.
I then received a call from my spouse of 50 years saying my van will not start. That did not make my day better. I knew that she was in an area where there was a huge amount of vehicles, all wanting to get their kid or grandkid from school. We got in our vehicle and headed that way the traffic was bad on the way there and worst once on the school property.
I worked my way as close to her van as possible, where I parked the pickup and walked the rest of the way. I asked her to try to start it. I heard a faint click, the battery was dead. I then opened the hood and connected our Halo and asked her to start the vehicle. It started first try. Several of the adults, possibly school teacher had to see what I used to start the van. They were amazed that something that small would start a car. I probably sold a few of those units with the starting of the Ford’s ole van.
If that wasn’t bad enough, things got even more irritating. I decided to take the van to the Wally world to get a new battery. I arrived and there was a couple people working in the garage area. Someone told me to park the van. Then a fellow who acted as if he had no idea what to do came and got my key, name and phone number. That took several minutes.
There was three vehicles ahead of me. The fellow who seemed to be in charge told one of the workers to leave. The worker said he was not done with the car, the fellow in charge said, I said leave, and the fellow left.
About 5 minutes later, two other workers arrived, and one finished the work the other worker had left. It was about another 30 minutes when they pulled my van into the garage. They opened the hood and then the fellow walked in to get a new battery. They did not have a battery like the one in my vehicle. All that time was wasted.
I didn’t even comment on the unfriendly and possibly not trained female who was working the counter in that area.
The time at the store allowed me to see, that it is difficult to get good, knowledgeable, and friendly employees, or the person doing the hiring don’t know what they are doing!
I drove the van home and will attempt to get the battery replaced this morning.
Work areas should at least seem organized!
Senior critic of all work forces; Don Ford
Monday, November 4, 2019
Neighbor 11/04/2019
It was a typical Sunday afternoon, except for the fact that the time change had occurred.
Do you know dogs and cats are not aware of the time change? I was very surprised when Tres and Charlie allowed me to sleep until 5:00am, new time, 6:00am old time.
I was sitting on the Fords ole rocker, doing nothing other than relaxing. It was a nice 65 degrees and the sun was shining most of the time. As I sat there contemplating all the world problems, I observed a neighbor walk from his home with his granddaughter. She is very cute and possibly 3 years old. They walked out to the pickup truck and grandpa helped her get in the back seat. He went from one side to the other making sure she was buckled in properly.
Then I observed the grandfather walk back into the home, and in a few moments he returned to the truck. Grandpa reached into his back pocket and pulled his phone out, he then appeared to be entering data on the phone. Opening the back door of the pickup he handed his cell phone to the 3 year old granddaughter. It seems, we teach them at an early age, that this phone should always be in their hands!
Speaking of pickup trucks, back in 2015 when I purchased my 2016 Chevy Colorado, there were very few around. I thought I stood out, driving a vehicle which was unlike most other trucks. Now days they are everywhere, darn it!
My neighbor who bought a new Chevy pickup, full size, also purchased a bed cover for his truck. I liked his new bed cover, it was a hard top cover, (for that one reader a pickup bed cover, not a bed in the house cover) and I have been looking on line to see if I could afford a bed cover. They say a good bed cover can increase your gas mileage from 10 to 13%. They have soft and hard bed covers. The soft bed covers cost a lot less than a hard cover. I discussed it with the CEO here at the homestead, she made two comments, you get what you pay for, and you get what you pay for.
I like the price on the vinyl covers, and they look good, but they can be cut with a knife, offering no security. A hard top cover offers security, if you can lock the tail gate. The tail gate on my truck locks. It will be here Wednesday.
I have a doctor’s appointment this afternoon, that is always fun.
Waco DIB is going to have a party for a couple retirees Tuesday evening. It will be at a Pizza place and there will be free Pizza. It starts at 6:00 and goes to 8:00pm, I hope I am not too sleepy to go, that is very late for an ole retired person!
May you always be safe, productive, and cooperative!
Senior neighborhood observer; Don Ford