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Friday, February 28, 2020
Accomplished 02/28/2020
Thursday, February 27, 2020
For real 02/27/2020
Get it, “X” marks the spot and Don is spot on.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
In the way 02.26.2020
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Gee Haw 02.25.2020
Monday, February 24, 2020
Monday 02.24.2020
Friday, February 21, 2020
It happened 02. 21.2020
It was a cool afternoon about 3:20pm, I was sitting in the Ford’s ole Chevy with my tablet in hand. The program of solitaire was on and I was playing intently. I had won several games when I started earlier but I was not winning anymore. I had the driver side window cracked about one inch, allowing just a little cool air to come into the vehicle.
I was focused on the game, when I heard what sounded like a gun shot. I do know what a gunshot sounds like. I literally jumped as it sounded very close to my vehicle. I quickly began to look around for someone with a gun. I had decided a long time ago, if I was ever anywhere that someone was shooting people, and I was in my vehicle, I would run over them. I continued to look for a couple minutes but I saw nothing unusual. I decided it must have been something that sounded like a gunshot but not a real gunshot.
A minute or so passed when a police officer walked up to my vehicle and asked if I heard something like a gunshot. I said I did and it scared me. He wanted to know where the sound came from, I said I did not know but it sounded close. He walked to a couple of the cars behind me and I assume asked the same questions.
It was time for the kids to get out of school, but no kids came out. I knew then, they were on lock down. There were other police vehicles on the parking lots. This main parking lot will park close to 300 vehicles. A couple people had gotten out of their vehicle and began walking toward the school when the police told them to get back into their vehicles and stay there.
After about 15 minutes passed, with the police going through the parking areas, they must have decided the sound was not a gunshot so they let the kids come out.
I thought it was a gun shot, a large caliber gun shot, it scared me, I guess it could have been something else. It all ended well!
Diverse subject, I have a tendency to observe actions and listen to comments / words. Possibly this is because I did use body language when dealing with applicants for employment and co-workers. (Did you note I use co-worker and not employee, we were all co-workers employed by the company, am I politically correct again.) For some reason I occasionally hear people on TV say the word, “Important”, but they seem to use a “d” in the place of the first “t”, “Impordant”. Maybe it is easier to say the word with a “d”.
Silent letters in words, why are they there? There are words that begin with “Ph” and they are pronounced as “F”. Examples, “Pharaoh or Pharmacy”.
Now I know what that one person is going to say, the words come from another country and they pronounce words different than we do. I don’t care, we don’t have to do it.
Body language and words will tell you all!
Senior extrapolator and jurist, Don Ford
Thursday, February 20, 2020
First time 02.20.2020
The first time for anything, is it good, or is it bad? As I have given long and thoughtful consideration to this subject, (over two minutes) it has occurred to me the answer is, “yes!” You probably have the question in mind, how did this world renowned author, come up with such a probing subject. I will try to enlighten you, the reading public, but first, it has rained again.
As I and the Tres went out for our, I mean his, early morning Potty break, it was still raining. I took my ole senior body over to the Ford’s ole rain gage, where I observed an amount just a little over 2.5 inches. This 2.5 inches has raised the areas February total rain fall amount to second highest ever recorded. Yep the Fords back 40 is standing in water, and I doubt that this standing water will go away as quick as the last large rain fall did (the ground is still wet from the last rain).
Now let us see if I can remember what I was attempting to write about. The first time for anything, is it good, or is it bad? The short answer is, it depends on your view. Allow me to explain my view.
This morning as I was making my first cup of real coffee, I placed to pod onto the coffee maker, and closed down the top. I picked the amount of coffee I wanted and push the start button. While the coffee was being made I went into the front room and turned on the light. Returning to the kitchen I thought the coffee maker sounded funny. I immediately observed that I had not placed a coffee cup under the coffee dispenser. The coffee was draining into the liquid catcher at the bottom, and I quickly place the cup under the dispenser catching the rest of the coffee.
The coffee was caught in the liquid catcher and did not go all over the counter. So what got me to thinking about the first time? That was the first time I can remember, not checking that my coffee cup was in place before I pushed the button. In the past I have always check that but not this time. I guess when we get old we can’t remember to do everything.
Let us consider a different subject, have you observed todays date. There is lots of 2s and 0s in it, “02/20/2020”.
The last topic for the day…
Optimistic person sees most things as positive, aka good!
Pessimistic person sees most things as negative, aka bad!
Which are you, which do you want to be?
Senior almost know it all, Don Ford
Wednesday, February 19, 2020
What to do? 02.19.2020
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
Never satisfied 02/18/2020
Monday, February 17, 2020
What's new 02/17/2020
Saturday, February 15, 2020
Three stooges 02/15/2020
Friday, February 14, 2020
Thursday, February 13, 2020
Three stooges 02/13/2020
It was a cold but not very windy winter morning, it was cloudy but not supposed to rain, as I sat here at the Ford’s ole computer hoping to come up with something to write about. As usual, our cat Tres was under foot, so I was sitting sideways at the desk as I attempted to enter this data into the Ford’s ole computer. The TV located next to the computer monitor was on, and the so-called news was being repeated. I personally am sick and tired of the same crap (aka news) and the same commercials, all the time. Yes, I believe you are correct, this senior retired person sees too much TV.
So what did I do, I changed channels. The three stooges was on and I watched. The three stooges TV shows do not make much sense, but they are better than that so-called news.
My ole computer has a tendency to basically take a break for about 5 seconds, and then start again. I attempt to move the mouse and the cursor just stops, after a few seconds it starts again. Just a short break, I guess the old computer has to stop the cursor while it is thinking, then when it has decided what to do, it allows the cursor to move again. Senior retired persons can’t afford new computers.
Heck one of my emails is still not working and I haven’t been able to fix it. Oddly enough, I can still get the email on the somewhat smart phone, and then I can forward it to the other email that is still working on my ole computer. The problem is I have no idea what the password is. I know what I put in when the email was originally installed, but that don’t work. I assume the password was changed somehow.
I have considered deleting the email from the computer and then reinstalling it but I have a fear that it might also stop working on the phone if I do.
Ole senor people have it so rough!
Three stooges or news, your choice!
Senior silly stooge, Don Ford
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
What day is it 02/12/2020
Did it rain? If you live in this area, you do not need to ask that question, but for those who live elsewhere, it rained!
I have a problem today, I can’t get close to the key board as our cat Tres has taken a nap under my desk. Yes I have been calling him a cat, as he is acting like a cat. He whines when he wants attention, he tries to get on your lap, yes a 95 pound cat who tries to get on your lap, he is always under foot, and he needs a bath. Maybe I could just put soap on him and put him outside in the rain.
Let me get back to the rain situation. We needed rain as we were a couple inches behind but I think that may have changed. Yesterday, I checked the rain gage and it was at less than 1 inch. This morning when I allowed our cat Tres to go out to relieve himself, the rain gage was showing 4.5 inches, and it is still raining. This is the first time in a long time that there is water standing in the back yard.
Tres and I went to the neighbor’s driveway, my goal was to get their newspaper but Tres had a different goal. Tres deposited a substantial amount of poop on their front yard. Yes I will retrieve said poop when it quits raining. I just thought of something, our normal cats go to that neighbor’s yard and use it as their restroom, do you think Tres was trying to act like a cat.
I may need to take an umbrella with me this morning when I take Gabi to school. Speaking of Gabi, during the ride to school yesterday I learned that she would like to have a dog. I asked what kind of dog she wanted, thinking she might want Tres, and she said, “Fox red lab”. As I understand it, the fox red labs are rare and much harder to find than the black and chocolate colored labs. She told me she had dreamed about a fox red lab.
I am at page 55 of my story about the beginning of time. I wrote this story several years ago. Now that I am reading it as well as attempting to edit it, I am finding the story interesting.
Subject change, Now that I am a senior person, I think I now understand why my parents and most other senior people back in the olden days, did not like the way younger people dressed, their hair, the beards, the way they acted, and their music. I basically feel the same way about lots of those things today. I guess as a senior person, I do not like change.
New subject, we had 17 calls in the last two day saying, we have a two years subscription and they were going to refund our money. They want us to call them. We did not call, they can keep the money.
Don’t answer the phone unless you know who is calling!
Senior pooper scooper, Don Ford
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
Trust or reliable 02/11/2020
I began to think about the title line wondering if trust and reliable were the same. My answer to that is, they can be the same, but do not have to be the same.
You should have asked, why did this author begin to consider that statement, but you didn’t! Since you were not alert enough to ask the question, I think you need to go get a cup of coffee, and drink it, before you read any more of this soon to be well-thought-out article.
Waiting! Waiting! Waiting! Ok, you are back finally!
A friend called me Sunday afternoon and said that they were out of town and going on a vacation. They requested that I keep an eye on their home while they were gone. I said it would not be a problem and they should have fun.
Now I have kept an eye on several neighbors homes over the years, so when asked this time I began to consider, am I trusted or reliable. Depending on the neighbor I might just watch their house for any unexpected visitors. There are times when I check the doors to be sure they are locked, and I review all the windows to be sure there was no entry. I have also watered flowers as needed during the summer months. Heck I had a key to one neighbor’s house for several years, and on two occasions it came in handy when they needed to get in, and did not have their key.
As I considered am I trusted or reliable it came to me, I could be both, but just because someone is reliable does not mean they are to be trusted. What if you have an employee who arrives at work on time every day, and she puts in a full day’s work. That makes her reliable but not necessarily trustworthy, as she may be removing items from her work area without permission. (For that one reader, that means she is both reliable, and a thief.)
I do remember stealing an item one time, and one time only. We were in the grocery store and mom and I were together. I reached up and grabbed a grape off the cooler shelf and ate it. I then got another and I told mom the grapes are good. Mom grabbed me by the arm and took me to one of the store employees and made me confess, I also got a spanking. That was the only time I stole anything. I might have been 5 years old.
Obviously, just because one is trusted does not mean they are reliable. You can trust an employee with a million dollars, but that doesn’t mean she will come to work on time, or that she will not over stay her break.
As for me I like to think I am trusted and reliable, but the real answer may be that either my present spouse or me, are usually home and usually have a good idea of what is happening in the community. Does that mean we are nosy? J
Different subject, it has rained and we are supposed to get more. I checked the rain gage and we had between ¼ and ½ inch. I would have said we had 3/8 inch of rain but I know, that one person has no mathematical skills. If I had said 3/8 inch of rain, I would have then had to explain, you divide an inch into eight pieces and then stack 3 of them on top each other and that is 3/8 inch. Then that one person would have asked, “How do you stack parts of rain”. I don’t know why I even try.
Changing topics, I have been reading my story about the beginning of time, (I have gotten through 49 of 70 pages), in an effort to edit it. I have added a few commas, and removed or changed a few words. At one point I had written sea food, and in the next sentence it was see food. That is why we edit stories.
I like sea food, but I would rather eat food, than see food!
Yep, I know, that was a dumb statement!
Trust him or her until…!
Senior trusted, reliable and nosy neighbor, Don Ford