Did you Know 12.30.17

                Everyone knows tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, so no, that isn’t what I wanted to know if you knew. 

            What I wanted to know if you knew, “That you could save money and still be safe if you were to return to the olden days”. You should now ask, “How can I save money while returning to the olden days and still be very safe”.

            Thanks for asking. I will attempt to explain this in steps, you know, so that one person, you know the one, he is a little slow, (maybe that’s the author) can understand.

            First, how do we save money; cancel your cell phone account!

            Second, how do you return to the olden days, same as save money, get rid of the cell phone!

            Third, how do you stay safe, keep the old cell phone charged and carry it with you!

            Federal law requires that cell phones, must be able to call 911 at all times. As long as an old cell phone is functional, it can be used as an emergency phone.

            Having an old cell phone in your pocket, enables you, if there is an emergency, to make a call to the police.

            Really, do you need a cell phone? Unless it is for work, you don’t really need to communicate while you are walking, driving, shopping, eating, sitting on the throne (throne means toilet) and so on.

You are welcome!

Don Ford