I hope this isn’t to disturbing…
I wanted to tell you that I had found a big deer on the side of the road deceased (AKA road kill). He had been involved in a head on collision with a vehicle causing his skull to break open exposing his brains.  I wanted to tell you about the new recipe for grilled brains with onions, peppers and a lot of real butter.  I wanted to inform you that it is best served with white rice and just a splash of vinegar. I wanted you to understand that a red wine is recommended as the preferred drink. 
The truth is; I thought you might be interested in seeing the brain of the person who writes this blog. Yes this is my brain. I used the cranium screw top method to access my brain when I need to add ideas or IQ. You may be able to see the dark spots on my brain indicating, “I may have a dirty mind”.
From the exposed mind of            Don Ford     
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