Before anyone asks, yes, that is the first time I have ever written typed the word, “Hieroglyphics”.
Why have I inserted the word, “Hieroglyphics” as the title of this soon to be, “professionally written article”? I will articulate the reason to you.
In recent excavations performed by the scientists here at, “The Ford Homestead Scientific Excavating Foundation for the Preservation of Extinct Writings” (aka, FHSEFPEW) we found several Hieroglyphics that have cause our scientists to rethink, “who had created the Egyptian, American Indian along with other ancient Hieroglyphs”.
The FHSEFPEW scientists have hypothesized, “all the ancient Hieroglyphs were created by children, who were home from school due to an illness or an injury”.
Consider for a moment, do you really think any adult, even thousands of years ago would have scribbled (scribble use to be the term for these markings) those odd markings, now known as Hieroglyphs. Get real, even a caveman would not have scribbled on the walls of caves, it had to be their off spring.
We will soon have the complete published report available on line for a small donation!
News Flash:
Alex received an injury which required a visit to the emergency room, Sunday night. The injury of this type is more prevalent with older persons. His injury occurred while taking a shower. Yep, he slipped and fell hitting his head requiring 7 stitches. Ford Heads are known to be, “hard as a rock!” No, the bath tub was not damaged!
In the photo below we see Alex just after the doctor had finished.
Alex took Monday off from school, to work and play I mean, recover with Papaw.
The injury, which required 7 stitches, did not seem to reduce the young man’s ability to enjoy the day off. We did go to the local Bush’s Chicken café for lunch.
Using my shadow, he was able to make an outline of “the perfect man”. Before that one person comments, the shadow shows that I may have gained a little weight in my lower body, I am attempting to eat less and work out more.
We hope your day is accident free!
Don Ford
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