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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Bugology studies at the Ford Homestead 9.12.13

               We do not receive government funding here at, “The Ford Homestead Institute of Higher Learning’s”, so our studies and findings are not widely known. If you would like a list of *published papers you should direct your requests to;
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               Today we would like to present to you a couple photos from our studies of the Cicada. Recent studies have revealed much fascinating and new information about the evolving life cycle of the Cicada. Here we see our Lead Bugologists (Alex) as he is observing a Cicada emerging from its shell.
Alex explained that the Cicada often will attach its shell to a tree but it prefers to attach to a red object if it is available. In this case it has found the recently painted red lawn chair. Alex noted that the Cicada was not attached to the chair when he examined them yesterday.
A close up photo discloses the light green part of the Cicada’s body, which is the newest portion of the Cicada, emerging from the older brown shell.
Alex noted; “you may feel as if someone is watching you when you view this photo”. That may be due to the fact, “the Cicada has very large eyes”. 
If you would like more info on the Cicada go to “Cicada life cycle” on the internet or send a self-addressed stamped envelope with a $25.00 donation for our printed material.
A question was asked; “Mr. Ford, are you a Bugologists”?
To be totally honest, I am not a Bugologists but many believe I have Bugs in my head.
                                                                                                                                                      
Have an evolving and emerging day.
 
Don Ford
 
I probably do not need to say this but some of the above info is not factual.
 

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