As I sit here on the front veranda of, “The Ford Homestead” with a hot cup of coffee, I have been considering many things. First, I am having to sit in a different rocking chair today, here on the veranda, due to the continuous rain fall.
As I was seeking a dry location, outside of the Homestead, to write this message, I decided to take a photo, dry, not hardly.
The old rocker on the drive way has been washed many times over, in the past months, due to the almost continuous rain. Yes, you might say all the, “BS” has been washed off the old rocker. That might be another reason why the yard is so green.
Although I have never live in a rain forest, I am beginning to get the idea of what a rain forest is like. I have lived in the state of Washington, between Seattle and Tacoma for about half a year. You know that little place called, “Fort Louis”, a military reservation, which for a while was considered the jumping off place to go to Vietnam.
The entire time I was stationed there we would carried our rain gear everywhere we went, and sometimes we carried a gun.
To say it rained frequently in the state of Washington, would be understating how often the precipitation fell to earth. Truthfully, the rains were usually short lived, just enough to get everything wet and humid.
However, if we were to compare rain in the state of Washington with the amount of rain we have been receiving in Texas, one would say Washington has a dry climate.
In a recent study authorized and funded by, "The Ford Homestead Foundation located in, “The Hewitt Triangle", it has been learned that the copious amount of rain that we have been receiving, is being caused by the liberals! It is now evident that these liberals have wanted to, "dampen" the Texas spirit for many years.
(Did you get the play on words when I used the word dampen?
You see I was writing of rain and then I said dampen. Why do
I even try to provide you with some frivolity, {silliness or foolishness}
it doesn’t seem as if you appreciate any thing I do.)
Back to my original thought: How did the experts at, “The Ford Homestead” determine that the Liberals were responsible, you ask. Allow me to enlighten you with just a few excerpts from the study; which is available in book form for $27.65 plus shipping and handling. We are making a special offer to our readers, this week only, a second book absolutely free, just pay additional shipping and handling (allow 8 years for delivery).
As you may know, California is full of liberals (believing that government should be active in supporting social and political change). Anywhere these liberals are located the weather will eventually change. As an example, California has been needing rain for a couple years now. Why, could it be the liberals?
You are probably aware of the "El Nino Effect” which use to occur in the Pacific Ocean along the Western Coast. The system when present, would provide large amounts of rain. “El Nino” hasn’t formed in the last few years, could it be due to the Liberals?
Would you believe that nature does not like liberals so the, “El Nino effect” moved inland producing rain for New Mexico, Texas and even some of the northern states?
If you don’t believe that nature dislikes the liberals, consider all the snow that Boston received this winter. Could it be Nature’s way of saying to a liberals in Boston, “Change”?
Would you believe that the rain may not return to the state of California until some, “devout, hardcore conservative’s move into the state? What is the chance that will happen?
I don't want to be complaining about the rain, although it would be nice if we could have a day or two break between the rains. Yes I know, we will want the rain this summer.
If you have noticed any unwanted or unexplained weather changes in your area, consider it, “The Liberal Effect”. If the weather changes are good then consider it, “The Conservative Effect.
One of the many good things that has come from the rains, it washes the street in front of everyone's house. Why is that good? Some residents don't take care of the street in front of their homes leaving grass clippings, broken sticks from their dyeing tree and other litter lying on the street. I wonder if they are Liberals.
I thought a photo of “The Alex” might brighten your day. I just noticed, this is one of those rear times when Alex doesn’t have a fake smile for the camera.
It was taken weeks ago, before El Nino came to Texas.
The Conservative Effect is good for everyone.
Don Ford
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