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Friday, July 28, 2017
An uncloudy day 07.28.17
Thursday, July 27, 2017
On Guard 07.27.17
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Compare 07.25.17
Friday, July 21, 2017
Friday morning 07.21.17
Thursday, July 20, 2017
42 inches, hard to believe 07.19.17
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
One thing leads to another 07.19.17
One thing leads to another, said the author of this one of a kind documentation.
I just had to get up and go outside, (yes it was a severe interruption in my thought process), to move the water sprinkler. We here at the Ford Homestead being on a fixed income can’t afford a sprinkler system, so we have to water by hand, or use these lawn sprinklers.
Back to the story of the day. Would you believe I have had 132 requests for more information about, “The Tres”? That is a staggering number even for my wonderful postings.
The Tres had been scratching more than expected, even though we had administered the flea dope to the back of his neck, and we have placed a flea collar on his neck, but the scratching continued. My first wife and I gave the Tres a bath yesterday and that did not help.
We had an appointment for Thursday afternoon so I called the vet and ask if we could get in sooner. They had a cancelation so we have move the appointment to today (Tuesday) at 11:30am. This appointment is with a different doctor at the vet.
The problem with this situation, other than the Tres scratching, is that appointment (11:30) is during my normal lunch period. We all know how senior retired people like to stay on a schedule. Not having lunch at the normal time will also interfere with one of my daily naps and possibly, a trip to the little boy’s room. As you can see, one thing leads to another and everything goes to heck in a handbasket!
Good news, the vet said that Tres should be ok in about 7 days. The vet gave, I mean sold us a special shampoo to use every other day for three times. The vet also sold us some pills to take with meals (no not me and the present wife, the pills are for Tres) why do I even try to explain things. The vet said that Tres did not seem to have fleas, but he had an infection that many puppies get after they are removed from their mother. You know, the mother licked them clean as puppies and sometimes a puppy may develop this infection do to no licking.
Before that one person asks, NO, my first wife and I will not lick Tres daily, but we will apply the shampoo!
May you stay on schedule and your itching stop!
Don Ford
Monday, July 17, 2017
Bad news good news 07.18.17
Who's batty 07.17.17
Friday, July 14, 2017
Third class 07.14.17
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
A good disguise 07.11.17
Monday, July 10, 2017
Any way you look at it 07.10.17
Saturday, July 8, 2017
Synchronized 07.08.17
As I sat in the old Ford’s rocker and considered the need for synchronization, I thought of those female subjects that get in a swimming pool and attempt to be, “synchronized swimmers”! They are usually good at what they do, but I can’t understand why they would want to be synchronized swimmers. They put in an untold number of hours learning to do the same moves, as a group, at the same time. For those who watch these performances, we are usually amazed that they could do the things they do. What good is it?
Do they get paid for synchronized swimming? They must be rich people to put all that time into something like that. I can see it now, their resume states, “in a synchronized swimming group for 6 years”! I guess that might be good if they want to be a life guard at the local pool.
I should note, I do not understand why anyone would go to a professional game. Don’t the word professional make it not a game? Why do people pay money to see baseball, basketball, football or soccer? I understand going to high school games, one usually knows someone playing in the game.
My thoughts about this thing called, “synchronization”, has a value to it, and has nothing to do with scantily dressed female subjects in a swimming pool!
I have been trying to get the home owners in our neighborhood to synchronize our lawn mowing. Would you believe, I have been able to convince some of the neighbors to mow their lawn on Friday of each week? That is the day that I see as the best for the neighborhood.
Would you believe, this was not an easy task and I am still working on others? If we all mowed our lawns on the same day, and at the same height, then all the lawns would basically look the same and likely grow at about the same rate (accept for those rich people who have sprinkler systems, theirs would grow a little quicker). Imagine if you will, driving down Oklahoma Avenue and all the lawns were mowed, they were all mowed at the same height and they were all mowed properly!
Would you believe, getting the neighborhood to understand what proper mowing is, has become a larger problem that one would think. It should be easy for a home owner to look at a properly mowed lawn, “The Ford Homestead”, and then look at theirs, and see the difference.
I am not going into any detail of properly mowing the lawn, just know there is a right and wrong way. Ok, I will state one fact about improperly mowing a lawn and that is, a person allows grass clippings to get on to the street and does not clean them up after mowing. In Hewitt, I am told, that is not only bad management of the mowing process, it is considered as littering and a Class C misdemeanor.
Why am I the only one who sees all these less than desirable situations in our neighborhood? Possibly I am not the only one but I may be the only one working to improve these situations!
May your day be free of situations!
Don Ford
Thursday, July 6, 2017
The day after 07.05.17
Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Big mouth 07.05.17
Tuesday, July 4, 2017
Woody Woodpecker 07.05.17
Not anymore! What do I mean by the controversial statement, “Not anymore”? Stay tuned, and if you are one of the informed readers, which is the opposite of uninformed readers, you may soon understand why anyone would use such a controversial statement.
I had crawled out of bed this morning about 45 minutes later than usual. You are correct in your evaluation of that statement, it is unlike me to get up late, and to not bounce out of bed. Why was I over sleeping this morning, I will elaborate!
With the addition of a new member to the Ford tribe, I am required to get out of bed between 3:00 and 4:00 AM each morning and take Mr. Tres, out the back door for a few minutes. He uses this time outside to get a little exercise, and he may relieve himself. When I return to the bed I find it difficult to get back to sleep. Now you know why I had over slept, it was not due to my laziness, it was a required visit to the outside of the Homestead.
My morning constitutional was late, and the sun was shining brightly. I do not walk facing the sun if I can avoid it, so I decided to not walk east on Arkansas Street, as I would have the sun in my eyes. Yes there is another reason other than discomfort from the sun in my eyes, for not walking facing the sun. If your enemies want to attack you, they have the advantage if the sun is to their back, and you are facing the sun. What, you find it hard to believe that I have any enemies? Thank you for that positive thought!
I do not know of any enemies, but it doesn’t hurt to be cautious these days!
Now let’s get started with the story, now that you have some background.
I had left the Ford Homestead and headed north on our street toward the cul-de-sac. Arriving at the cul-de-sac I turned and headed south. I decided to stay on Oklahoma Ave. through the 300 block and then turn and head back to the 400 block. This path will keep the sun out of my eyes.
As I left the 400 block into the 300 block I was unaware that I was being followed. I had walked about 75 feet in the 300 block when I heard the sound. It was kinda like the sound of a jack hammer but instead of being on cement it was on metal. I stopped, turned and observed two things. First there was the person following me. Second there was the red headed wood pecker on top of the metal street light. The wood pecker had been rapidly pecking the metal part of the light and it sounded like a jack hammer on metal!
I asked the person who was following me if she heard the sound and she had. We walked together to the top of the hill where I turned and walked back down the hill as she continued her walking into the 200 block.
I have heard this noise before coming from my shed. Now I know for sure it was the wood pecker, I mean the metal pecker, who no longer likes wood!
Look and listen and you will see and hear! That is known as, learning.
Don Ford